BL00: he was like BL00: shiet mang BL00: and she was like BL00: shiet mang BL00: and i was like BL00: yeah i know lynno: can u return it? Khue: the protractor? Khue: its only like 2 bucks Khue: and i think i'll eventually need it lynno: ah ok lynno: and if u dont need it lynno: u can um lynno: draw in the sand with it lynno: i guess lynno: haha lynno: fling it at victor when u want him to shut up lynno: the possibilites are endless Khue: haha i know Khue: or fling it at u Khue: cause Khue: i always want u to shutup goonies: i think goonies: you are the luckiest person ever lynno: ? lynno: what? goonies: you dont have to take math. or english. or philosophy. goonies: i hate general ed. lynno: lol lynno: u totally scared me for a sec goonies: haha i mean goonies: you dont know?!?! goonies: you won the lottery!! goonies: hahahaha goonies: i just saw 2 asian girls walk across goonies: and they were holding signs for coldstone goonies: and one was a big ice cream cone that said "eat me" goonies: hahaha goonies: i mean goonies: *EAT ME lynno: im so sleepy for some reason BL00: lol BL00: man BL00: my friend told me something about how jacking off makes you sleepy BL00: and then u said that BL00: hahaha katamari: i cant get caught katamari: im too ninjay lynno: you mean ningay katamari: bah! lynno: i bet you were sooooo happy when u ran the fck out of there lynno: i mean, not to leave her lynno: but that u saw her lynno: i bet you couldnt stop smiling :D katamari: i was lynno: you must have been the happiest ningay in the world katamari: i waaaass katamari: wait.. lynno: lol katamari: FUCk yo BL00: didn't i tell you BL00: when i was little BL00: my grandpa stole the little money i had BL00: and bought broccoli lynno: lol lynno: im so sorry for your loss BL00: lol BL00: stop apoligizing BL00: its turning my jokes into like BL00: sad stories Khue: lol dude Khue: u know for my bio class Khue: the first hw is to write a 3 paragraph essay Khue: about my first experience with nature Khue: what i smelled Khue: saw Khue: heared Khue: fuckin bs lynno: hahahahaha Khue: wtf is this lynno: lolol Khue: english class Khue: i was in the fukin ghettos with my homies Khue: shootin down trees lynno: she coo lynno: haha Khue: haha Khue: she coo eh Khue: coo lynno: yeh lynno: yknow'm'sayin Khue: nah mean lynno: naw mean foo Khue: ok Khue: how do u say Khue: yes i do Khue: in slang lynno: lol Auto response from katamari: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lynno: ah about hw? katamari: pretty much lynno: alg? katamari: yea... katamari: sigh lynno: too hard? :( katamari: toooo gheyyyy lynno: too ugly? o_O ["ghey" means "ugly" in vietnamese] katamari: .. katamari: how did the subject change from hw katamari: to u katamari: :D lynno: i can't decide what shoes to buy lynno: :-(:-( [he keeps typing and untyping] lynno: lol lynno: can't decide how to respond? katamari: lol no katamari: i was gona say katamari: u should get shoes with good soles katamari: so that katamari: wait no katamari: FUCK katamari: see u ruined it lynno: k back hallo katamari: i have to do HW SHUtup katamari: gosh katamari: makig me procrastinate katamari: now i guess i have to talk to u too katamari: fine katamari: WHATSUP katamari: HOW ARE U katamari: jeez katamari: just tell me lynno: i know when to youse "who" and "whom" now! DABOMB: yayyy DABOMB: i have no idea when lynno: whoa lynno: youse lol lynno: *use goonies: haha i was gonna IM you a minute ago cause i saw you were online goonies: so i clicked on what i thought was your screen name and was like "supp" goonies: and i ended up IMing myself goonies: hahah lynno: in half an hour lynno: you'll officially have been online for 6 days goonies: are you serious goonies: damn goonies: i need to turn off my computer once in awhile goonies: hahahhaha i was just thinking "damn, im good, i bet no one has gone longer than me" goonies: and the next one down from me, my coworker sn, "6 days and 18 hours" goonies: wow i found a bunch of 6 hours lynno: but ur 6 days! goonies: OHHH goonies: wait no yeah... goonies: they're 6 days too goonies: hahaha katamari: wait no katamari: hate is too strong katamari: i dislike it with morbid intensity lynno: your mom is so cool lol katamari: she gets it from me lol lynno: and then my dad pointed his finger to me lynno: the one that got chopped off lynno: and was like "when your mom saw my finger get chopped off she wasnt scared" lynno: and i said "i'm not scared of blood, dad! cannibalism is totally different!!" DABOMB: what are you grateful for? lynno: the good things that i have in my life lynno: even when i cry about the bad things haha lynno: but im stil grateful for what i have DABOMB: like taco bell lynno: especially taco bell lynno: now that i think about it lynno: its funny cause there's 3 main characters lynno: 2 guys and a girl lynno: and if i was the girl lynno: i would say that one of the main characters is like you lynno: and the other is like ****** lynno: you guys fit their personalities really well lynno: and of course i fit the girl's cause for one i AM a girl lynno: unless u have something u want to share lynno: and two, i'm cute like her and awesome and i too am searching for the samurai that smells like sunflowers Khue: um Khue: is she retarded in the anime Khue: if so Khue: then u are a perfect fit lynno: ur on facebook right now? DABOMB: uh huh lynno: how is it? DABOMB: hmm DABOMB: it could have more boobies i guess lynno: i mean, you wouldn't change anything about me right? DABOMB: yeah i would lynno: what?! really?? what would you change? DABOMB: pretty much all of your NOTHING lynno: away message is my saftey Khue: safety Khue: learn to spell foo lynno: fine lynno: fooL Khue: i am reading this thread Khue: bout this guy making his own body kit Khue: looks pretty cool lynno: body kit? Khue: for his car Khue: it starts out pretty ghetto haha Khue: its just styrofoam lynno: lol r u gonna make one? Khue: no lol Khue: i don't have the artistic ability lynno: i can lend u some Khue: lol no thanks Khue: with ur artistic abilities it would be super ghetto katamari: whatre u doing over the weekend lynno: what are you doing? katamari: me and efren are gona hang out katamari: but like at night katamari: like a date katamari: but thats it DABOMB: tuan is my third roomate! DABOMB: first ramon DABOMB: then jeremia DABOMB: now tuan DABOMB: im like the defense against the dark arts teacher at hogwarts DABOMB: did you find it DABOMB: its a good eppisode lynno: oh, haha no lynno: i made myself a pirate flag though lynno: wanna see? DABOMB: lol DABOMB: hells yar lynno: he's so cute Khue: omg i know! RoN: oh...haha, well, he's filipino, black, hispanic, and chinese lynno: he's handsome lynno: loooks likeee lynno: someone that gets along with everyone lynno: and he doesnt look stupid RoN: thank god. that's what i wanted to hear! "and he doesnt look stupid" RoN: i'm glad i wasn't imagining that goonies: hahahaha goonies: oh my god goonies: i was totally like rocking out to my music home alone goonies: and my coworker just texted me with "do your thang girl!" goonies: hahahah lynno: are any of your room mates going to the semi formal thing? DABOMB: jeremia DABOMB: and maybe DABOMB: bryant lynno: r they bringing dates? DABOMB: hopefully DABOMB: eachother Khue: i'm just waiting for the 09 one Khue: so i can go buy alcohol Khue: but what will i do with that alcohol Khue: damnit lynno: give it to minors, duh lynno: we've had this discussion before Khue: lol o yea Khue: make a profit lynno: can't wait for the big 09 lynno: when khue gets arrested lol Khue: u bastard Khue: i can't wait til the big 09 Khue: when khue kicks lynn's ass after coming outta jail Khue: so today i was watching tv with my nephew Khue: and he farted Khue: and i said man ur nasty Khue: and he was like Khue: no u farted Khue: that punk Khue: so i pulled a wrestling move on him Khue: and made him say he farted Khue: and when i let him go he said i farted again lynno: did u ever play the yoshi's island for super nintendo? katamari: yeaah thats why i bought this one katamari: i wish there was yoshis story tho katamari: that was my favorite one lynno: i dont think i know that one katamari: awman katamari: i disown u lynno: oh yeah well lynno: i'll own you in yoshi's island for super nintendo katamari: oh hell no katamari: its so on lynno: where the heck are we gonna get a system and the game? katamari: heh katamari: excuses already lynno: omg lynno: no way lynno: go download the emulator katamari: haha lynno: and prepare for a smackdown katamari: whoa katamari: slow down katamari: why are u in such a hurry to get owned Khue: my middle nephew is hella funny Khue: the oldest one was crying Khue: and then he copied him Khue: and started crying too lynno: we're talking about antelopes lynno: and crystal was saying how she wouldnt want to be one lynno: "i mean, i know they can jump really high and stuff, but they jump in groups. and i dont like that." -------------------------------------- the following are old conversations that i found while cleaning out my computer goonies: she likes poop, she talks poop.. but will she like it after she eats a scoop? POOP! she would always say, and after she would shout a big "hooray?" on the phone we would always yap.. but then she goes away, needing to take a crap. she admires poop and dead squirrels.. she would take pics...while others hurls.. now why does she like poop... if u find out, will u give me the scoop? THE END jieling: the other day i was taking a shower and i put the soap in between my arm because i had to scratch an itch on my knee. then the soap flies from my armpit and hits the wall and then comes back and hits me in the stomach and THEN it falls on my foot!! it was a pretty big chunk of soap too goonies: ya know wat u need "natasha" gurlfrand?..ya needa soak ur foot in a lil warm watah and oOo gurl..wurks Everie tyme!! AJ: it's fuckin 100 degrees AJ: oh i mean AJ: FRIIGIN lynno: anthony u can cuss to me AJ: ok lynn, well i've got something i've wanted to tell you for a long time shit cock poo butt crap ass asshole vagina pussy dick woman man bunghole shit shit shit shit bastard dick clit cunt shlong penis AJ: hahaha AJ: you like that? well there's plenty more where that came from AJ: oh yeah AJ: Sperm AJ: hey man, we got kicked out of lynn's profile AJ: SUCK Velocity:Awwww =( end! we now return to the regular program -------------------------------------- Gilbert: *sneezes* Crystal: I dont bless you. GO TO HELL! Auto response from AJ: taking a shit (i hope this stays up for a while) Crystal: ooo! cute ghost candles! if i got 2, i'd name them "Boo A" and "Boo 2" lynno: how come not Boo B? oh. DABOMB: my mom wants me to see if i can pick out who the terrorists are in this united 93 movie DABOMB: in other words DABOMB: shes making me practice my racial profiling lynno: what r u doing next weekend? katamari: err katamari: friends bday.. katamari: but thats it lynno: so many parties lynno: do u even buy presents? lol katamari: dude katamari: of course katamari: steven got a card for kelly and i made him put my name on it lynno: i cant decide whether i wannna call u an ass or a bastard lynno: oh! i know! lynno: bASStard lynno: innovative or what? Khue: psh Khue: thats not even humiliating Khue: cause its not even a word lynno: way to suck the fun out of it geez Khue: makes u look like an ass who can't spell bastard correctly lynno: eff you Khue: don't u know thats the fun part of talking to people Khue: to kill things that they find funny or cool Khue: thats all i sit here for lynno: have u ever been bitch slapped? AJ: only once AJ: and my mom said sorry afterward DABOMB: did i tell you that my dad always calls smores "smurfs" lynno: lol y? DABOMB: i dunno DABOMB: he just always calls them that DABOMB: like when justin and i were doing oragami DABOMB: and we left it all over his bed DABOMB: he said DABOMB: go move your paragon octagon DABOMB: whatever you call it lynno: how would you feel if somehow you and brandon became roomies? shankz: i'd marry him shankz: fate is supreme lynno: anyway lynno: enough about your homsexuality level shankz: brokebactivity lynno: im very proud of you for finishing that 700 page book! Khue: oh its wasn't 700 Khue: it was 970 lynno: 970? wow lynno: im not so impressed anymore eric: Where the hell did I put that 20 lynno: did you check up your butt? eric: That's where I keep my hundreds lynno: i loooooooove happy endings eric: Now you've ruined it lynno: jk Khue: old age u know my mind isn't like it used to be lynno: when is your real birthday again? Khue: september 15th Khue: dude i'm only turning 18 Khue: i feel so young lynno: i cant believe im older lynno: by 7 months! Khue: but on my drivers license Khue: i am older so i can buy alcohol before u lynno: in our hearts we know i can buy alcohol before you Khue: psh Khue: that doesn't matter Khue: its what our minds know Khue: forget the heart lynno: our minds know that i'm still older Khue: oh lol Khue: thats true also shankz: i'll ride my bike lynno: that would take about 2 or 3 hours shankz: i am the vietnamese lance lynno: bass, not armstrong DABOMB: you dont like por una cabeza? [a beautiful, sophisticated, fancy classical song] lynno: i think if i heard it in a movie that i liked lynno: i would like it lynno: but if you just kind of randomly make me listen to it on a computer,i wont appreciate it as much DABOMB: its from an arnold schwartsaneger movie lynno: r u getting ready for a mission or something? katamari: nooo katamari: exp pt katamari: thts when u kill monsters.. katamari: forever.. katamari: its even more boring lol lynno: is that all you've been doing all day? katamari: yesh katamari: hehe lynno: sometimes i feel like your life is too exciting for me, tim katamari: hey katamari: sometimes katamari: i hang out with crazy people lynno: i wasnt joking! katamari: i kno this one guy katamari: he killed a level 12o dragon by himself katamari: that is crazy lynno: =-O lynno: thats very impressive katamari: yah! and.. katamari: stfu i hate you lynno: ooo i like this bag DABOMB: another bag?! lynno: don't tease me about my interests, i don't tease you about being an asshole lynno: i got your present today lynno: i hope youll like it AJ: is it hard gay related? AJ: or just gay related lynno: dude lynno: i just saw him on tv yesterday morning lynno: cooking.. sausages? AJ: haha i bet AJ: i bet no one really likes him anymore lynno: was he super popular? AJ: i bet everyone thinks he's old AJ: he used to be AJ: i don't know about now AJ: it's just like dragonball z to those people man AJ: shit used to be good then it's just played out lynno: wow lynno: what does he do exactly? AJ: go around trying to help people lynno: really? AJ: yeah lynno: haha, thats like lynno: a japanese captain planet.. AJ: they give him different stuff to do AJ: it's like a japanese hard gay man trying to help people is what it is DABOMB: lasl lynno: lassel? im not a cowboy DABOMB: yeah DABOMB: im not DABOMB: because i would have said lasso DABOMB: whatcha doing? lynno: just checked some mail lynno: haha lynno: you know how yahoo has ads? lynno: theres 4 in a row on the side DABOMB: wow DABOMB: nice lynno: "see your credit score: $0" lynno: "see whats new at y! video games!" lynno: "listen to radio on yahoo! music" lynno: "work legally in USA! click now!" DABOMB: hahaha lynno: what have u been up to? AJ: fixed my gun AJ: you? lynno: went to a temple haha lynno: r u gonna use ur gun? AJ: oh cool AJ: were there these bars on a fence? AJ: like a bunch of rolling bars? AJ: or was there a wall full of papers, like prayer papers lynno: white paper? AJ: yeah lynno: yeah haha lynno: its to chase away bad spirits :O AJ: i bet you stole one of em AJ: now you have a juon on your ass lynno: yusei is the third best swimmer in izumo DABOMB: oh yeah? well DABOMB: im the third most flatulent person in santa clara lynno: japan is really amazing lynno: oh yeah lynno: i planned out my next trip to izumo DABOMB: oh? lynno: we are so honeymooning here. AJ: that's about masturbation AJ: i think AJ: i stink lynno: you reek AJ: no i mean i think AJ: but i say "i stink AJ: like "stank you" AJ: or "let me stink for a minute" lynno: you dont have to ask for permission to fart AJ: shatap AJ: i wasn't asking i was telling AJ: shiet lynno: you have to poop too? goonies: *someone: dude *someone: i got kicked HELLA hard today lynno: lol lynno: whaaat??? goonies: haha that was *someone lynno: how did he get kicked? goonies: he's explaing goonies: something with biuying milk and safeway lynno: http://www.break.com/index/humanbeat58.html lynno: u'll like it goonies: hahahaha goonies: "HA!" lynno: lol goonies: hahaha goonies: could you imagine our version of that goonies: it'd be like" hahaha.. HAHAHA Ha HA..HA...HA! pow HA AHh HAHA" lynno: look at t his lynno: http://new.photos.yahoo.com/tanne_to/album/576460762337093244/photo/294928803528508934/8 lynno: i like how "my boy", "love", and "my cutie" are all fading lynno: and the first real one i see is the purple one above them that says "LOL" goonies: hahahahaha goonies: its officially our picture that will forever describe us goonies: "screw life and love....LOL" katamari: what were we talking about again katamari: something about me being sechsie lynno: something about your children being unlucky katamari: oh ya katamari: hey! goonies: hahahaha dude Auto response from lynno: picking up my plane ticket :O goonies: i read all the aim things goonies: and im seriously crying from reading them goonies: you could freakin publish that goonies: id hella buy it goonies: and you could dedicate it to your friend anne, who seems to understand hahah lynno: its just so much funnier coming out of you goonies: hahah goonies: gee thanks goonies: for some reason i thought of me giving birth when you said that goonies: like... it looks so much funnier coming out of you lynno: r u feeling any better, tim? katamari: sometimes katamari: wait katamari: whatre u talking about katamari: there aint nothin wrong wit me lynno: do u know *****? goonies: whoa goonies: both you and vicky asked me "do you know _____" at the same time goonies: haha goonies: and i dont know either of them goonies: sorry vickay: omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg ogmogmogmomgomgomgogogmogmogomg lynno: hey hey hey! vickay: guess what! vickay: guess!! lynno: what what what!! vickay: i have corn rows. lynno: pictures?! vickay: i will send them vickay: fo' sho' vickay: haha! now i have the right to say that! katamari: ill call you tomorrow k? lynno: no! lynno: i am too bitter to pick up katamari: haha whyyyy katamari: lynnn katamari: im gona call you on lindas phone katamari: so u think its linda katamari: but its me katamari: fuck why did i tell you kEN: i was at safeway today kEN: and i was at the pastry place kEN: i ran to the vegetable side lynno: lol why? kEN: and on my way there i picked up a fat kid kEN: well not picked up kEN: but he started chasing me kEN: i got scared so i started running faster lynno: linda's sharing the chair with me haha eric: That's what I'm doing eric: Gosh lynno: you named half of your ass linda? eric: Yeah eric: THe other half is Lynn eric: It's the half with the cellulose lynno: you are a timeless biatch AJ: you wish lynno: i do :-( AJ: i do ;-) AJ: yay AJ: we're married lynno: i thought this guy was gonna follow me lynno: i told eric and brandon and victor about it! lynno: "and that he was gonan follow me and kill me and rape me" lynno: and then eric said "yeah, in that order too" haha BL00T: what was the name of the weird guy lynno: ugolin lynno: haha lynno: thats like.. uglynn BL00T: hahaha BL00T: GHOOT WAN BL00T: i love who its coming from DABOMB: is your boyfriend comming to our prom? eric: Yep :-) eric: Is yours? DABOMB: cool DABOMB: tch DABOMB: yeah DABOMB: all of them are eric: How many do you have? DABOMB: a couple here a couple there eric: Oh good eric: They'll help you pay for college AJ: dolemite muthafucka lynno: dolemite? AJ: yeah dolemite lynno: what's dolemite? AJ: dolemite is your ass in the past in the mass before you even hit the grass lynno: im sending myself some prom pictures eric: I read that as porn eric: Everyone thinks you're nice lynno: thats just what they think lynno: ;-) lynno: but u know i have a mean side too eric: That's just between us eric: That and all this sexual tension lynno: at the end of prom lynno: i fit 5 couples in my car o_O lynno: thats 10 people! katamari: HAHAA lynno: haha katamari: oh wait katamari: oh i thought that said hit* lynno: r u gonna help a friend out? AJ: help a niggo out? AJ: negative lynno: r u coming to our prom? AJ: niggative lynno: do you park your jeep on (street name)? AJ: always AJ: haha AJ: that's my spot lynno: i see it all the time haha AJ: good AJ: now you know i never fuckin leave my house katamari: YOUTUBE IS DOWN!!! katamari: i had a sudden impulse to listen to lit lynno: lit? katamari: some old band i used to like lynno: but youtube let you down lynno: haha, down... lynno: im sorry katamari: DAMN YOUR GOOD! lynno: we'll get chips lynno: and cheese lynno: and eat it! lynno: andrew and i did that last thursday, haha lynno: i didnt eat much cause he bought it with his own money and i just felt rude :x katamari: maybe cause its nacho cheese >.> lynno: what are you gonna study? goonies: the study of lost brain cells lynno: that sounds like a pain in the ass cells AJ: you ready for graduation? lynno: i was born ready! AJ: oh really? AJ: i was born late AJ: my bro was born early AJ: and he was born in the day lynno: sometimes i wish i was born on leap year AJ: i was born at night lynno: leap day? AJ: sometimes i wish you would shutup and let me talk AJ: and then sometimes i wish upon a star lynno: anthony's such a bastard goonies: he's a sucker aint he goonies: he's like goonies: a non-gay version of eric DABOMB: cake with marshmallows is the shit DABOMB: not to be confused with shit lynno: i have to wait while the list is being populated eric: What? lynno: i was just adding/removing some programs lynno: i dont know why it made me giggle eric: Yes eric: Makes me giggle too eric: Like the xanga way to customize your layout eric: Is by going to eric: "look and feel" DABOMB: i gotta keep my pimp hand strong! lynno: the only use you have for your pimp hand is for masturbating purposes katamari: unless you burn it katamari: on a full moon katamari: at mid night katamari: trust me i know lynno: OMG ITS STILL ALIVE lynno: ok ok ok ok ok lynno: i put a cup over it katamari: it will poke a hole and escape lynno: thats why i put 2 cups lynno: way ahead of ya katamari: now youre just wasting cups lynno: they're plastic cups katamari: plastic makes them stronger! lynno: are you TRYING to kill me? eric: I like Shandi lynno: even when she robbed the bank? haha eric: Especially lynno: well, you do usually favor the cheap whores eric: That's why we're friends! jieling: hope tomorrow is wonderful for you jieling: and you don't get almost killed by a garage door goonies: haha ill definately try goonies: and thanks again :-) jieling: speaking of which jieling: OMG ANNE jieling: today i almost got killed by my garage door jieling: because i was walking out underneath it from the garage to the outside world and it suddenly collapses kEN: i wish i was a girl when i go out looking for a job lynno: why lynno: ? kEN: (. Y .) = new job goonies: she's so funny lynno: yeah she is goonies: i wish i could just goonies: trap you two in a jar lynno: and fart in it lynno: and then close the cap really fast haha goonies: and open it occassionally for good conversation goonies: aahhhhahahhaahha goonies: that sentence took forever to write cause i was laughing in between DABOMB: DABOMB: how was your show? ring: it was stupid lynno: haha lynno: anne said it was good DABOMB: DABOMB: how was your show? ring: it was stupid ring: dumb and hyphie AJ: what was cool was that I was dancing and people made a circle for me and everyone thought i was good when in fact i was just making shit up...this goes to show you how much white people know about dancing AJ: i was krumping lynno: you make good bets AJ: your face makes good bets AJ: HIYO AJ: anthony infinite, lynno the niggo zero goonies: lynnnoooo lynno: haha lynno: anne! lynno: i was just looking at your christmas present goonies: haha goonies: ?? lynno: the book with the girl that swings naked on chandeliers lynno: and break dances goonies: aww goonies: the peril of magnificent love lynno: haha yep! goonies: thats definately a picker upper book lynno: and the author's dedication page says lynno: "to my sister anne, who just seems to understand." goonies: hahaha victor: haha! brandon! you should name your son beavis! brandon: i will if you name yours butthead lynno: im watching food network right now lynno: and there's this "best pie" in america contest i guess lynno: and i'm eating my favorite pie goonies: haha goonies: and im watching american pie Depraved: you talk to me like i just had sex with you and i was the girl eric: Your prices go up after Monday lynno: my price stays at $35 :-) lynno: wait lynno: i just got what u meant by that lynno: i am not a cheap whore eric: Yeah, cause $35 is a sign of high class lynno: wanna see your picture? kEN: ok kEN: im a put it in myspace lynno: u have a myspace? kEN: yea its called a harddrive eric: OMG eric: My new puma bag eric: <3333 eric: It's so big lynno: lemme see! eric: I kind of wish it were smaller eric: Wait your turn lynno: can i fit in it? eric: Probably eric: It's a weekend bag eric: So if I wanted to go somewhere with you but we were too cheap to buy two tickets, I'd bring this bag kEN: you still play sudoku? lynno: duh! kEN: im stepping up to rubix cubes lynno: no way! lynno: thats insanely hard kEN: im going to attempt the all mighty cube lynno: bring it tomrorow lynno: i want in on it too kEN: haha ok kEN: i remember i had a small one before kEN: i got mad at it so i peeled the color stickers off kEN: and placed them where they should be eric: Should I buy you dinner first? eric: Get you drunk? lynno: no i cannot drunk eric: ... eric: You proved that so well just now too lynno: ohhh hahaha lynno: i thought i was correcting you lynno: that wasnt humilating at all eric: Short, up hair suits my face eric: Only I think it's contrived eric: And doesn't stand out eric: But it's fast eric: And easy eric: Like a cheap whore lynno: because thats your style eric: I love blowing bubbles his friend mitch: Who's that? anh: here check this out anh: www.lynn.youaremighty.com lynno: lol lynno: thanks anh! anhl: thats how i feel about you lynno: im sure im not the only person you feel this way about anh: yes check out my feeling for brandon anh: www.brandon.justgotowned.com ring: light black's human physiology is on tonight uyen: do you have a boombox? lynno: lol lynno: wow.. im watching america's next top model and someone was shaking their uh, boobs lynno: so im assuming you can understand what i thought when i first read your message lynno: hiiii DABOMB: hi DABOMB: omg! DABOMB: i forgot that you were on the phone >_< DABOMB: i better go hang it up DABOMB: brb ring: my story ended up being depessing lynno: really? lynno: is it good at least? ring: thats like asking hitler what he thought of the holocaust ring: i trust u about as far as i can throw you eric: Have you heard the moulin rouge soudtrack? lynno: i was just listening to a song from it eric: Loser eric: I'm listening to four eric: You're useless eric: You're lucky you're pretty ring: so what do u think, should we go through with our plans? ring: they are risky, but dammit, they just might work lynno: life's all about taking risks! ring: says miss non-risky lynno: quoted by mr ultimate unrisky ring: uttered mrs. non-risky universe champ for three yeares running lynno: later announced by king riskless of the universe times a million plus 1 ring: stated the infinite goddess of not taking risks lynno: who takes orders from the god of not taking risks ring: who is whipped and does whatever his non-risky wife tells him to do (which mainly consists of not taking risks) lynno: i surrender ring: awe dang it i had one more in me ring: it was going to be the finale lynno: ok ok, forget what i said ring: you are the essence of not taking risks, the epiphany of not taking risks, the very definition of not taking risks ring: ok u can surrender now lynno: *bows down to king riskless of the universe times a million plus 1* ring: u tricked me lol lynno: you're so awesome v(^_^) eric: Did you just flip me off? DABOMB: its a professional term we he pimps use to describe our he pussy fOo: ay me and your brother are planning a Genocide DABOMB: cool DABOMB: what race? fOo: Noobs AJ: poor anthony lynno: anthony poor AJ: anthony is poor AJ: poo is anthony AJ: i mean poor AJ: POOR AJ: POOOR!!! lynno: you set that up lynno: you just want attention AJ: sure did lynno: anthony is an attention whore AJ: attention whore is anthony lynno: attention anthony is a poor whore lynno: my older brother is training to be a firefighter lynno: he's getting his ambulance license tomorrow i think lynno: and i sell candles vickay: whats linda's role in this frenzy? lynno: she was supposed to apply at the baby clothes store right next to mine lynno: but she's too shy to ask for an application vickay: haha that's kinda funny lynno: because linda doesnt like babies? vickay: she doesn't? you're mean linda.. lynno: oh yeah lynno: a few years ago lynno: there was a link going around lynno: about this.. fetus soup lynno: that the chinese eat o_O lynno: man what is wrong with you two lynno: linda doesntlike babies and u eat them! vickay: linda hates babies so i have to cook them but since i'm a terrible cook i buy candles from you and light my house on fire and your brother comes to... eat my fetus soup. lynno: i opened my sister's internet explorer lynno: and the homepage is msn.com lynno: and on the bottom right hand side lynno: is like, the stocks lynno: and linda said "what's nasdick?" lynno: and i looked and said "uhh... NASDAQ?" eric: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH lynno: lol eric: the nasdick is going up lynno: bbl sorry lynno: sorry >+, lynno: *>_< lynno: sorry again for that ugly face lynno: haha eric: ... eric: Did you just call me ugly? lynno: i did not know that the girl from the notebook is the same girl thats the badgirl in mean girls goonies: are you serious!? lynno: yeah lynno: crazy huh?! lynno: and when u think about it lynno: she really is! goonies: haha dude goonies: i meant goonies: are you serious u never knew that?! lynno: who is lynno: ******** (someone's sn) lynno: ? DABOMB: i dunno DABOMB: y? lynno: they IMed me lynno: dont worry, i havent responded DABOMB: what does the info say? lynno: fuck lynno: i accidently copied and pasted the info to THE PERSON jieling: i still have hw jieling: ew lynno: have u started? jieling: yes. jieling: sort of. jieling: haha jieling: oh anne jieling: we're reading 100 years of solitude for english jieling: and it's so...good jieling: omg, i'm compeltely in love with this book. jieling: and it's not even a cheesy romance. lynno: did u just call me anne? jieling: OMG! jieling: DAMN IT lynno: lol jieling: YOU KNOW WHAT jieling: IT'S YOU GUYS' FAULT FOR HAVING DOUBLE 'N'S IN BOTH Y'ALL'S NAMES goonies: haha im in thuans room goonies: and theres like martial arts trophies in the corner and they're like huge ones goonies: and im like "hmm i wonder what he won" goonies: so i went to pick one up goonies: and it said "honor roll student: thuan tran"